Wednesday, June 24, 2009

You, My Friend, Are Chickensh*t

...if you don't sign up for my inaugural weight loss challenge: Jack Sh*t’s Kick-Ass Half-Ass Half-A-Pound Challenge. We've already got a couple dozen folks who believe they have what it takes to lose one half pound over the next seven days. I'm still trying to get an even 1,000,000 participants, so hop on board the JSKAHAHAPC Express.


  1. All successful participants in this one-week adventure will have their names forever emblazoned onto the Jack Sh*t’s Kick-Ass Half-Ass Half-A-Pound Challenge Commemorative Poem.
  2. A half-pound loss will put you one-half-pound closer to your overall weight-loss goal.

Email me your name, the name of your blog (if you have one) and your official weigh-in start weight before (or around) midnight tonight (or slightly after if you include a good, humorous excuse). No weights will be revealed to the general public (just to my co-workers at the office). Send your entries to JackSh.tGettinFit(AT)gmail(DOT)com.

This is your last chance to get in on the easiest, most rewarding weight loss challenge of the summer. The new half-pound-lighter you will thank you for it.


  1. Jack this challenge is just too half-assed for me to join, make it a 2 lb one and I am on board.

  2. Count me in. I'm a sucker for challenge.

  3. Jack,

    I would do it but...I swore that I would not weigh myself until next week. Honest, it's true.

    I'm also going through a little crisis of faith in myself (I've given up on bio-identical creams and my hormone levels are looking for their proper home) and I'm totally afraid of getting on the scale. And...

    A half a pound is about a one-month goal for me.

    God, I feel embarrassed.

  4. New Me, No worries - your pace.

    Mr. Jack Shit you are on. Your name reminds me of the bowel movement I have not had since Sunday Morning. I suspect it weights north of 0.5lbs so this contest is easy.

  5. You have gumption, Jack. LOL

    I would join if I owned a scale, but I do not and don't wish to. The only time I ever weighed myself was last August.

  6. Ok, Jack, here's the deal. I'd join your little challenge, but if you think I'm emailing you my current weight, think again. I am an honest blogger, and IF you won't take my word for a measly 1/2 pound, then take your challenge and sell it elsewhere. :)

    In any case, I'll report my miraculous loss when the time comes.

  7. What if (God Willing) I lose more than a half of a pound? Am I disqualified?

    I'm going to go for it anyway!

  8. Jack -
    If I lose two pounds will my name being in your poem 4 times?

  9. I don't know why I even spent five minutes making up the rules to this challenge...

  10. Hey.. I'm in, and forget doing it half assed. I'm gonna kick this challenges ass. I'm going for the full pound. :P

  11. I'm in. I can do this with both hands tied behind my back! I'll e-mail you the skinny.

  12. I'm in. I took off my boots today and lost a pound. Email on it's way.

  13. Nevermind, I'm a damned idiot. Didn't see this was from LAST Year!



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