Saturday, June 13, 2009

More Confush*t Say...

Confush*t say...

...person who won’t budge for exercise, won’t exorcize bulge.
...person who eat too much wind up being belly sorry.
...person who do good dieting is like spoiled child, soon get too big for britches.
...person who eat too much cake get just desserts at weigh-in.
...person who can’t stay in weight loss game forfeit future happiness.
...person who massage diet too much won’t get happy ending on scale.
...person who puts off diet plans puts on fat pants.
...person who runs miles soon smiles.
...person with small willpower soon have XXL wardrobe.
...person who eat too much fried food not have good relationship with the Lard.
...person who read too much Jack Sh*t get blogged down in stupidity.

Confush*t's motto:
Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff
or stuff the cheesy puffs.


  1. Ok, I don't know which one I liked best...the "belly" sorry one or the happy ending one.

    Keep the laughs coming!

  2. Thanks for the giggle, as always! =)

  3. All so frickin' wise *gets out note pad* I am gonna write this sh*t down.

    Seriously... comedy genius.

  4. is not the way, diet is in the way.

  5. You should write a book. All your blogs. And I want a sh*tty autographed copy!

  6. you are so freakin funny!!

    Im with anne h!

  7. I love Confush*t -- hilarious. I agree with Anne H -- you SHOULD write a book!

    Hey if you get a minute, check out my new blog at I'd love to know what you think of it.

    BTW, I got my exercise cards -- very handy and useful. Thank you so much!

  8. Damn, you are funny! I'm glad that you found my blog so that I could find yours because I need some humor and perspective at this point in the journey.



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