Sunday, June 28, 2009
You Are Now Leaving Obese City
Weekly weigh-in: 245.9
Loss: 2.0 lbs
Total loss: 45.6 lbs.
I’ve packed my bags, loaded up my belongings and moved out of my crummy place in Obese City.
That’s right, after my morning weigh-in, my Wii Fit scale has now officially quit calling me “obese” (and I have officially quit calling it a “dumb b*tch”)
When I began this journey, moving my little Wii dude out of that “obese” range seemed like a pie-in-the-sky goal, too far away to even realistically consider. But time and focused commitment make excellent carpool partners, and today I stand before you a new man. An “Overweight” man, to be sure, but a new man nonetheless.
So goodbye forever, Obese City.
It’s a terrible place to visit, but I sure wouldn’t want to live there.