Wednesday, May 13, 2009

“Does This Blog Make My Ass Look Fat?” and More Rejected Blog Names

  • Brokediet Mountain
  • Slimblog Millionaire
  • Stairway to Heavin’
  • You Can’t Always Eat What You Want
  • One Day at a… F*ck it, Somebody Give Me a Twinkee
  • Buddy, You Just Said a Mouthful
  • A Second Helping of Love, Encouragement and Support
  • Bite Me
  • Eat, Drink & Be Scary
  • Lb-eration!
  • Fat Worse Than Death
  • Hotel Scale-fornia
  • Papa’s Got a Brand New Bag (of 100-Calorie Chips)
  • Long Tall Fat Sally
  • Whole Lotta Cheatin’ Going On
  • Plump Fiction
  • Dr. Foodlove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Diet
  • The Fat-rix
  • (I Can’t Get No) Fatty Action
  • Johnny B. Hungry
  • I Wanna Hold Your Ham

Again, my apologies if I included any actual blog names here. Prolonged silliness seems to be an effective appetite suppressant for me. Good for me. Not so good for you.


  1. I am partial to I wanna hold your ham! :)

  2. Thanks for inspiring a new song on my site.

    These are great! I LOVE I wanna hold your ham!
    Papa's Got a Brand New Bag. . .

    But I think you missed it on Johnny B. . . should it be Johnny Lb (Not so) Good?

    Oh, and I just saw your weight loss rewards on the right. . .too good! (BTW, I really hope you get better balance by the time you lose 100 lbs.)

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  4. You were dead on about "Johnny B. (No So) Good." Fixed it in the update.

  5. It's official: you crack my ass up and are going in the blog roll.

    And if I ever do this again, I'm totally stealing you Twinkie title...fair warning.

  6. ooooo more favourites.

    slimblog millionaire...liking it.
    I wanna hold your ham... genius... kinda dirty though. Maybe thats why I like it.
    Plump fiction rocks too.



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