Saturday, May 23, 2009

Lowfat Recipe Names That Sound Dirty

  • Peppery Jerk Chicken
  • Lean Beef Stroganoff
  • Summer Succotash Salad
  • Kumquat Nut Bread
  • Fresh Casaba Melons
  • Cock-A-Leekie Soup
  • Sugar-Free Cherry Tart
  • Tomatoes with Extra Virgin Olive Oil
  • Conch Fritters
  • Spicy Tuna Roll
  • Buttered Crumpet
  • Grilled Cochinita
  • No-Butter Sticky Buns
  • Pu Pu Platter
  • Shrimp Cocktail
  • Sh*ttake Focaccia

7 comments:

  1. So do you actually have the recipes or just the names? lol

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  2. You're hilarious! I love kumquats, buy they the month or so they're in season, and almost nobody has ever seen them before. I always feel a bit strange telling people what they are, but so be it.

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  3. May I add one to the list?

    Horehound Stick candy

    It's real. Google it. LOL

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  4. That ketchup...is licking a weiner. Just so you know.

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  5. my name is Jack meoff

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