Jack Sh*t, Gettin' Fit: December 2018

Proud to be a Loser!

Back in the Saddle - June 1, 2015

Starting Weight 276.8
Week 1 - 266.8 ......... 10.0 lbs.
Week 2 - 263.6 ......... -3.2 lbs

Week 3 - 262.0 -1.6 lbs .........

Week 4 - 259.7 - ......... -6.1 lbs.

Week 5 - 257.2 - ......... -3.1 lbs.

Week 6 - 256.6 - ......... -1.3 lbs.

Week 7 - 252.3 - ......... -4.3 lbs.

Week 8 - 249.1 - ......... -3.2 lbs.

Week 9 - 247.0 - ......... -2.1 lbs.

Week 10 - 246.7 - ......... -0.3 lbs.

Week 11 - 245.1 - ......... -1.6 lbs.

Week 12 - 245.1 - ......... -0.0 lbs.

Total (to date): 31.7 lbs.

Milestones

I think it's a good idea to treat yourself to a reward for reaching your goals. It makes losing weight super easy!

Lose 10 lbs. - Treat myself to a pedicure (note to self: remember to bring earplugs to muffle Korean lady's screams) (DONE)
Lose 20 lbs. - Make plans to attend a hoedown (DONE)
Lose 30 lbs. - Commemorate my achievement with a celebratory afternoon nap (DONE)
Lose 40 lbs. - Institute "Thong Thursdays"
Lose 50 lbs. - Commission 10-ft bronze statue of myself and see if fitness center I belong to will let me place it in lobby
Lose 60 lbs. - Throw out all pants that no longer fit and buy all new... no, just quit wearing pants altogether
Lose 70 lbs. - Realize my dream of finally having my blog converted into a web site
Lose 80 lbs. - Get t-shirt that says "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS SHIRT, BUT I JUST ACHIEVED ALL MY MILESTONES, BITCHES!"

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Tuesday, December 4, 2018

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