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Tuesday, December 4, 2018

Get Ready...


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Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jack, Who never quit eating ‘cept to stop and have a snack. Then one day he was standing on his scale, And he realized he’d really let his body go to hell. (Obesity that is, back fat, Texas toast) Well the first thing you know old Jack he made a vow, He’d ratchet up the exercise and slow down on the chow. He wanted to get his weight back to where it oughta be, So he loaded up his stuff and he moved to Bloggery. (Google Blogger that is, writing posts, makin’ jokes) Well now it's time to say hello to Jack and all his sh*t As he chronicles his adventures on his journey to get fit. You're all invited back each day to this locality, To have a heaping helping of health and hilarity. (Jack Sh*t, Gettin’ Fit, that is.) Y'all come back now, ya hear?
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Back in the Saddle - June 1, 2015
Starting Weight 276.8
Week 1 - 266.8 ......... 10.0 lbs.
Week 2 - 263.6 ......... -3.2 lbs
Week 3 - 262.0 -1.6 lbs .........
Week 4 - 259.7 - ......... -6.1 lbs.
Week 5 - 257.2 - ......... -3.1 lbs.
Week 6 - 256.6 - ......... -1.3 lbs.
Week 7 - 252.3 - ......... -4.3 lbs.
Week 8 - 249.1 - ......... -3.2 lbs.
Week 9 - 247.0 - ......... -2.1 lbs.
Week 10 - 246.7 - ......... -0.3 lbs.
Week 11 - 245.1 - ......... -1.6 lbs.
Week 12 - 245.1 - ......... -0.0 lbs.



Total (to date): 31.7 lbs.

Milestones

I think it's a good idea to treat yourself to a reward for reaching your goals. It makes losing weight super easy!

Lose 10 lbs. - Treat myself to a pedicure (note to self: remember to bring earplugs to muffle Korean lady's screams) (DONE)
Lose 20 lbs. - Make plans to attend a hoedown (DONE)
Lose 30 lbs. - Commemorate my achievement with a celebratory afternoon nap (DONE)
Lose 40 lbs. - Institute "Thong Thursdays"
Lose 50 lbs. - Commission 10-ft bronze statue of myself and see if fitness center I belong to will let me place it in lobby
Lose 60 lbs. - Throw out all pants that no longer fit and buy all new... no, just quit wearing pants altogether
Lose 70 lbs. - Realize my dream of finally having my blog converted into a web site
Lose 80 lbs. - Get t-shirt that says "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS SHIRT, BUT I JUST ACHIEVED ALL MY MILESTONES, BITCHES!"

The Jack Pack

  • Run Eat Repeat
    Rock N Roll San Diego Marathon Half Marathon & 5K Discount Code
    1 hour ago
  • poise in parma
    At The Theatre: An Interview with Richard Blake from A Bronx Tale (in partnership with Playhouse Square)
    6 hours ago
  • Rubber Shoes in Hell
    I Know What I Am
    11 hours ago
  • The Daily Diary of a Winning Loser
    April 21st, 2019 I Assure You
    22 hours ago
  • Escape from Obesity
    Tomorrow
    1 day ago
  • Fitness Cheerleader
    Double Chocolate Easter Bark
    1 day ago
  • Brooklyn Fit Chick
    Book Vs Movie “The Godfather” (Replay)
    2 days ago
  • Carb Tripper
    cliff dwellers
    2 days ago
  • Path to Petite
    Easter Show and Pho
    2 days ago
  • 18underoneroof
    girls just wanna have fun...
    3 days ago
  • The Sassy Pear
    The other side of the curtain
    6 days ago
  • A Merry Life | Weight Loss Blog - Healthy Living - Fitness - Food
    Online Income Report – First Quarter 2019
    1 week ago
  • KCLAnderson (Karen)
    She was afraid to discover that it might be all her fault
    1 week ago
  • From Chunky Dunkin' 2 Skinny Dippin'
    Almost to the 6 Week Mark!
    1 week ago
  • 300 POUNDS AND RUNNING
    TLR 47: Tough MF’er
    1 week ago
  • I go through life in inches and pounds
    Results
    3 weeks ago
  • The Art of Weight Loss Maintenance
    20 kilograms to goal
    3 weeks ago
  • Grace Notes
    Google+ going away...what does it mean?
    4 weeks ago
  • Running With Perseverance
    Like The Hypocrites At The Corner
    4 weeks ago
  • Daily thoughts
    Okay this is embarrassing ... oh and love me some Tyra
    1 month ago
  • Prior Fat Girl
    Nutrisystem: Top 10 Questions People Ask (Like, What’s a Flex Meal?)
    2 months ago
  • Beth's Journey
    10 Takeaways from My First Month on WW Freestyle
    2 months ago
  • No Meat Athlete
    High Carb Hannah on a Starch Based Diet and How She Lost 70 Pounds
    2 months ago
  • Fatathon
    Full-assed February
    2 months ago
  • The Amazing Adventures of Dietgirl
    2018 Review Thingo
    2 months ago
  • MrsFatass
    Thirtyfive Inches
    3 months ago
  • Downward TrENZ
    Merry Christmas
    3 months ago
  • Angry Jogger
    Storm Deirdre
    4 months ago
  • Katy Widrick
    My Experience With DEXA SCAN for Body Composition
    4 months ago
  • MizFitOnline
    Benefits of merchant cash advances
    4 months ago
  • Double Chin Diary
    3 Month Sleeve Weight Loss Surgery Update
    4 months ago
  • Live Laugh Run Breathe
    My How Things Change
    4 months ago
  • FitViews
    KETO Black Friday Deals All Weekend Long
    4 months ago
  • Workout Nirvana
    Women Friends and Honesty
    7 months ago
  • October Sol
    Race weekend? Birthday fun with Matt. Boring CBD stuff.
    10 months ago
  • Break Out the Skinny Girl
    Still A Bit Broken
    1 year ago
  • (m)Eat Less, Run More!
    Where Do I Even Begin…
    1 year ago
  • 300 Pounds Down
    Sorry for sending out old posts!! My blog has a mind of its own!
    1 year ago
  • Freaking Fitness
    The Future of Mental Health Services – 12 Questions about Tele-Psychiatry with Dr. Arpan Waghray #mentalhealth #futureofhealth
    1 year ago
  • Cranky Fitness
    Bring it On
    1 year ago
  • Keeping the Pounds Off!
    Yes, We Add Fun to Funerals
    1 year ago
  • Foody McBody
    Taking Inventory
    1 year ago
  • Dare You To...
    Look Back: Birthday List
    1 year ago
  • WW FOR LIFE
    Rock bottom - the only option is up
    1 year ago
  • YumYucky
    Flabby Arms Exercises Upper Body Workout
    1 year ago
  • FogDog's Weight Loss
    Epic Fail
    1 year ago
  • Lap Band Gal!
    I've Been a Bad Blogger
    1 year ago
  • Hollie's Weight Loss Blog
    Perfect Ketones
    1 year ago
  • Beginning Anew
    Weighing Well: Mile Four Meltdown
    1 year ago
  • It Sux to be Fat
    Slippery Slope
    2 years ago
  • Addicted to Running
    Never Overtrain Again
    2 years ago
  • A Deliberate Life
    Chaos vs. Stability...a major factor in winning or losing
    2 years ago
  • Keeping the Faith
    Minutes – February 27, 2017
    2 years ago
  • Health Journey
    Catching Up
    2 years ago
  • A Foodie Gets Fit
    Home Chef - Subscription Meal Box
    2 years ago
  • A Life Changing Journey
    Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck….just in case you’re wondering how I’m feeling.
    2 years ago
  • Who Ate My Blog?
    Video: How to Lose 50 Pounds and Keep Them Off
    2 years ago
  • Chickzilla Returns
    Work Out Wednesday
    3 years ago
  • Pjs and Pounds: Food Addict / PJ Geek
    Can we say X files?
    3 years ago
  • Skinny Girl Where Art Thou
    Depression
    3 years ago
  • Dream big {then DO it}
    The "in the groove" feeling
    3 years ago
  • Simple, Sassy Sarah
    Healthy Lung Month
    3 years ago
  • Feed Me, I'm Cranky
    Why, Hello There!
    4 years ago
  • Happy Texans
    Still Alive
    4 years ago
  • Eat Oxygen
    Coconut Pumpkin noatmeal
    6 years ago
  • Fit to the Finish

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