“Does This Blog Make My Ass Look Fat?” and More Rejected Blog Names

• Brokediet Mountain
• Slimblog Millionaire
• Stairway to Heavin’
• You Can’t Always Eat What You Want
• One Day at a… F*ck it, Somebody Give Me a Twinkee
• Buddy, You Just Said a Mouthful
• A Second Helping of Love, Encouragement and Support
• Bite Me
• Eat, Drink & Be Scary
• Lb-eration!
• Fat Worse Than Death
• Hotel Scale-fornia
• Papa’s Got a Brand New Bag (of 100-Calorie Chips)
• Long Tall Fat Sally
• Whole Lotta Cheatin’ Going On
• Plump Fiction
• Dr. Foodlove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Diet
• The Fat-rix
• (I Can’t Get No) Fatty Action
• Johnny B. Hungry
• I Wanna Hold Your Ham

Again, my apologies if I included any actual blog names here. Prolonged silliness seems to be an effective appetite suppressant for me. Good for me. Not so good for you.

Blog Names I Considered But Thought Better Of

• For Whom the Belly Tolls
• Hittin’ Below the Belt
• Potbelly Blues
• Tummies for Dummies
• Husky Business
• Hey, I’m Fat…So What?
• Packing No Paunches
• He’s Not Heavy, He’s My Blogger
• The Great Plumpkin
• The Curious Case of Benjamin Glutton
• Obese City
• Westminister Flabby
• Roly-Poly Rigamorolly
• The Out-and-Out Stout Shout-Out
• The Butterball Express
• The Lard Yard
• The Rotund-a
• Starving for Attention
• Crusin’ for a Losin’

There are some pretty out-there blog names out there in the weight loss blogosphere. If I accidently included the name of your blog in my list, well, what can I say: great minds think alike.