Monday, September 5, 2011

Holy Sh*t! More Weight-Loss Tips!

• One way to drink more water during the day is to take a lot of pills.

• Cut back on High Fructose Corn-on-the-Cob.

• One cost-effective way to get organic vegetables is to wear dark clothing and have a neighbor with a garden who goes to bed early.

• Try eating underwater.

• Cut out your mid-meal snack.

• Going on a long walk right after dinner can raise your metabolism, burn significant calories and get you out of doing dishes.

• Small changes can reap big benefits; for example, cutting two king-sized Butterfinger bars per day from you diet saves over 5,000 calories per week.

• Drinking just two glasses if wine in the evening can result in a blog post like this one...

Remember, the only
sure way to loose weight
is to eat less, exercise more
and learn to spell.


  1. LOL at the LOOSE AND LOSE.

  2. I should learn to read, too.
    I actually thought you wrote "eat under WEAR!"
    instead of under water!
    Yep - that would do it!

  3. Glad to see your spirits are up....very funny

  4. I can spell. One out of three ain't bad, right?

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