Friday, June 1, 2012

Little Bit Lighter



Little bit lighter,
Little bit lighter,
Lighter, lighter. 
 


Dear Sir or Madam,
Do you feel too fat?
Don’t you really hate it,
Thatja feel like that?
I know it’s a problem
And it’s affecting your health,
And you need to diet
Cuz you want to be a
Little bit lighter.

Little bit lighter.

There’s an easy answer
(Well, not “easy,” man).
Just need to eat less crap
And have a workout plan.
If you just keep moving
And you keep it up,
Then I think you’ll find yourself 

A little bit lighter
.
Little bit lighter.



There’s a thousand ways
That you can lose your way.
Gotta keep your focus.
Take it day-by-day.

I wish it were easier 

To make good choices stick.
You can change yourself,
If you want to be a 

Little bit lighter.

Little bit lighter.



If you really get it, 

You can end your strife
.
It could change your future.

It could change your life.
If you embrace good health,
There’s no way you lose
.
Well, you know what I mean… 

And you want to be a 

Little bit lighter.

Little bit lighter.

Little bit lighter.

Little bit lighter.

Dieter, dieter.



Little bit lighter.

Little bit lighter.

Little bit lighter.

Little bit lighter...


THE DAILY SCALEY
 
 Mark Twain said it best: “The only way to keep your health
is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like,
and do what you’d rather not.”

3 comments:

  1. This is amazing! My dad's nickname in college was Pape-for paperback Reiter (our last name). We are both long time Weight Watchers so I can't wait to forward this to him. Love it!

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