More, More, More Weight Loss Nursery Rhymes

It's Raining, It's Pouring

I’m struggling, I’m aching.
My weight loss plan’s stagnating.
I ate too much,
I feel like sludge.
My future I’m forsaking.

I’m peaking, improving.
I’ve got my poor bod moving.
I’m eating right,
My pant’s less tight.
Bad habit’s I am losing.


Lucy Losing’s Been Reducing 

Lucy Losing’s been reducing.
Jackie Sh*t has not been.

Lucy’s head is held up high,
While Jack’s still got a triple chin.


Yesterday Upon the Scale




Yesterday upon the scale 

I saw a weight that make me wail.

And so I changed the things I do.
Today I saw a loss. Woo hoo!




This Little Piggy Went To Market




This little piggy

Went to market
.
This little piggy

Shopped smart. 

This little piggy

Looked at junk food.
This little piggy

Said "No!"
And this little piggy cried,

"Wee, wee, wee, wee, 
I ain’t no piggy no mo.”

Run-A-Mile, Run-A-Mile

Run-a-mile, run-a-mile joggin’ man.
Run me a mile as fast as you can.
Run it and log it, even if it made you retch
And when it’s all over, don’t forget to stretch.


Fair-a Jack Sh*t



Are you eating?

Are you eating?

Brother Jack
Brother Jack

Weigh-in Day is coming
.
Weigh-in Day is coming

.

Dumb Ding-Dong.

Dumb Ding-Dong.


Peter Popper

Peter Popper popped a pack of Dr. Pepper;

A pack of Dr. Pepper Peter Popper popped;.
Cuz Peter Popper popped a pack of Dr. Pepper 

Peter Popper found that he had consumed 900 empty calories without abating his hunger whatsoever.

THE DAILY SCALEY

One, two, three, four... I lost an ounce or more.

Five, six, seven, eight... left those French fries on my plate.