Friday, June 15, 2012

An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

• A rutabaga a week will improve your physique.

• A persimmon per second is too much, I reckon.

• A French fry each minute is what killed Tony Bennett.

• A peach pie per decade is fine if it’s homemade.

• A kumquat a year keeps your colon more clear.

• A mango per millennium will increase the value of your condominium.

• A dozen strawberries monthly makes your car seat more comfy.

•A papaya a quarter makes your workday grow shorter.

• A starfruit a decade keeps you as fit as a mermaid.

• A blueberry an hour fills your head with brain power.

• A plum each night makes your metabolism ignite.

• A peach bi-weekly makes you healthier completely.

I am on-track Jack!


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