Monday, December 27, 2010

Confush*t Say…

Confush*t say...

…a 5 a.m. workout is like a pig’s tail. It’s twirly.

…person who make weight loss podcast likes to talk diet-y.

…person who drink beer generally doesn’t lose weight, but it’s on a case-by-case basis.

…person who get vinegar in ear soon suffer from pickled hearing.

…person who put too much dressing on sandwich mayonnaise some self-control.

…person who become overweight find it’s something that just snacks up on you.

…person who eat too much seafood may think it’s salmon chanted evening but end up feeling pretty eel.

…person who eat too many eggs can quiche a good cholesterol check-up goodbye.

…person who becomes vegetarian may find it a missed steak.

…person who drinks too much at night has to worry about the mourning after.

…person who has an organic garden tills it like it is.

…person who eat too much cream sauce needs to take break for the Hollandaise.

…person who consume too much hamburger suffer from beefer madness.

…person who read Jack Sh*t, Gettin’ Fit every day get blogged down in stupidity.  

Confush*t believes that you and you alone
are the one who controls your own density.
After all, nothing dentured, nothing gained.

Confush*t's motto:
Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff
or stuff the cheesy puffs.


  1. Whoot! Good Morning, Jack, and a most excellent post to start the week!

  2. Very well done! I like to start the week off with a good laugh, Jack. Thank you much for that!


  3. Just what I needed to get the week off with a bang. Came home last night from out of town and did NOT want to work out, but I sucked it up, laced up the kicks, and ran a good run. Your blog helps encourage all of us. Thanks good sir!

  4. Love to start the Monday with a laugh. Hope things are going well with you and your family. Hope Anita is doing better. Gracie

  5. You are too funny BUT... the one thing I love about the gym - I am in control of me... no boss, no work no nothing else. I am the boss of me in the gym! :-)

    Hey, going to blog about that! ;-)

  6. This is the first time I visit your blog and I'm hooked ahaha. This was Hilarious!!

  7. does "petting the sweaty stuff" count as cardio? cross training?

  8. tilled it like it good one.
    brand new week, brand new chance...let's go for a loss eh?!

  9. you always look so cute with your post in a pun.

  10. Damn that Confush*t's got some smart crap to say. Does he have a blog we can subscribe to? Or is he just a guest poster?

  11. Yet another fun post from Jack!!! Have a great day!



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