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Weight drops keep showin’ on my scale,

And now I’m a guy who’s feelin’ less like a huge whale. 

Pants are gonna fit.

Those weight drops keep showin’ on my scale, they keep showin’…



So I just did me some talkin’ out on Twitter,

And I said I really like the way I’m getting fitter

‘Stead of just a blob.

Those weight drops are showin’ on my scale, they keep showin’…



But there’s one thing I know…
The times I’m feelin’ eat-y won’t defeat me.
Now you don’t need a chair reinforced with steel to seat me.
 


Weight drops keep showin’ on my scale.

But that doesn’t mean the only thing I eat is kale.

Well, a little more kale for me
‘Cause I’m never gonna stop the gains by complainin’
I just eat clean.

And nothin’s worryin’ me/

[trumpet]

It won’t be long till healthiness steps up to greet me.

Weight drops keep showin’ on my scale.

But that doesn’t that I’m not scared to fail.

But failin’s not for me.
‘Cause I’m never gonna stop the gains by complainin’

Because I’m free
.
Nothin’s worryin’ me
(Except possibly a vacation where I overdo it and gain a bunch back).

THE DAILY SCALEY

New routine for morning weigh-in: stop, drop and roll!