Doctor: What is it?
Me: You’re supposed to say “Who’s there?”
Doctor: What?
Me: It’s a doc-doc joke.
Doctor: I don’t understand…
Me: Doc, doc.
Doctor: Who’s there?
Me: Anytime Health!
Doctor: Anytime Health who?
Me: Anytime Health who lets me blog over at their site and just posted this list of things you really don’t want to hear from your doctor.
Doctor: That’s not very funny.
Me: Well, the post isn’t very funny either.
Doctor: There, we’re done. I swear, Jack… you talk more during a proctology exam than any patient I have....
THE DAILY SCALEY
Big family meal at Ethiopian meal last night and I conveniently
"forgot" to check my scale this morning. Connection?
Oh, you conspiracy theorists really annoy me!
Big family meal at Ethiopian meal last night and I conveniently
"forgot" to check my scale this morning. Connection?
Oh, you conspiracy theorists really annoy me!
