Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Gov. Chris Cristie, Gettin’ Fitsy

In a recent interview with ABC News, New Jersey governor Chris Christie talked about his weight issues, admitting, “It's a really difficult thing to deal with.”

Governor Christie… welcome to my world.

No, I don’t mean being overweight.

I mean, welcome to the world of weight loss blogging!

I know, I know… I’m not a computer guy either. I can’t even spell “HTML”, but there are all sorts of tools out there that make slapping together a blog quick and easy.

And I'm here to tell you that it can help you immensely, and I'm willing to work with you to help you get going.

I’ll tell you what: I’ll get it started for you by writing your very first post...

The Governor of New Me-zy (or Jersey Shore Am Fat)

I hate President Obama.

Oh, not for the reasons you probably think.

I don't hate him because he's a socialist (though he is).

I don't hate him because he's a tax-and-spend liberal (though he is).

I don't hate him because of his arrogant attitude or his budget-busting Obamacare or even just because Fox News says it's the right thing to do.

I hate him because, despite all the pressures of his office, despite fancy state dinners and access to free ice cream 24/7/365, he is still a lean and fit human being.

It's time for a change and I'm not talking about You-Know-Who.

Time for me to start governing my appetite and laying down the law against my lackluster lifestyle.

Welcome to my blog.

I hope you'll elect to join me on my journey (elect... get it?... okay, okay... I guess I'm no Jack Sh*t).

"Perseverance is not a long race; 
it is many short races 
one after the other." - Walter Elliot



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