Maybe Bad Wayne could be an occasional guest blogger? That "Fattie" salutation along with the screaming neon colors is more effective than caffeine in the morning!
Welcome back friend! I love melted cheese on top of melted cheese too....fabulous. Unfortunately it's not on the menu anymore. Even more fabulous- for my ass. :)
Melted cheese on top of melt cheese? Well, that's how I used to roll... That is when I used to hang out with Bad Wayne... I do miss him now and then...
LOL!!! Welcome back, Jack :)
ReplyDeleteWelcome back! Love the humor! Sock it to me! Vee at http://veegettinghealthy.blogspot.com
ReplyDeleteI heart Bad Wayne! :)
ReplyDeleteKick that bad wayne's a** back to where it came from ! :-) Although, I did enjoy his posts! ;-)
ReplyDeleteLOL too cute!
ReplyDeletelike!
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteWelcome home Jack, hope you had a great time and did allow yourself that bottle of wine.
LOL!! You rock, Jack! Welcome home!
ReplyDeleteWhile Bad Wayne is usually very wrong and only leads us astray -- i will agree that melted cheese on cheese is good.... especially as a rare treat.
ReplyDeleteWelcome back! I'll miss bad Wayne though :)
ReplyDeleteYEAH!!! WELCOME BACK JACK! :) I knew people were looking at my ass when I rode my bike...never again will I ride! lol
ReplyDeleteWoohoo!!! Welcome back!! Not that I won't miss being called a Fattie on a regular basis or anything...
ReplyDeleteWelcome back Jack! Nice glove!
ReplyDeleteHaha, welcome back!
ReplyDeleteLOVE IT! Welcome back!
ReplyDeleteYay!!
ReplyDeleteAnd tell Bad Wayne I don't care if people make fun of my ass. They're the weirdos for spending that much time looking at it!
Cheese + cheese IS delicious. But it would make people make fun of my ass even more. That is, if I had a bike.
ReplyDeleteDamn. I need a bike.
welcome home I have missed you ;-)
ReplyDeleteMaybe Bad Wayne could be an occasional guest blogger? That "Fattie" salutation along with the screaming neon colors is more effective than caffeine in the morning!
ReplyDeleteWELCOME BACK, JACK!!!
LOL Welcome back! I heard the old Batman "Pow!" sound effect while reading... so fun! :)
ReplyDeleteBad wayne's a p*ssy...the only thing that is good on melted cheese is batter dipped deep fried bacon.
ReplyDeleteThat's right, I said it.
Welcome back jack.
OK, got to the end and saw your smiling face and I actually was smiling back. Love it.
ReplyDeleteWelcome home.
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ReplyDeleteLOVE IT! Glad you're back! :D
ReplyDeletelol....you have too much time on your hands...but I love it! Welcome back Jack!
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteWelcome back, Jack! muahaha
ReplyDeletethis actually did make me snort out loud.
ReplyDeletelove it.
seriously. you crack me up.
ah good times.
Ohhh I love Bad Wayne, but he's a bad influence. I'm totally craving something with melted cheese now! I'm glad you're back, Jack!
ReplyDeleteAwesome! You sure showed him. I think that drivers make fun of my thighs jiggling when I run...
ReplyDeleteWelcome back - Bad Wayne was long overdue for an ass-kicking!
ReplyDeleteFrench fries are totally a vegetable. Right? Right? And doubly good with melted cheeeeese.
ReplyDeleteBad Wayne is bad!
Welcome back friend! I love melted cheese on top of melted cheese too....fabulous. Unfortunately it's not on the menu anymore. Even more fabulous- for my ass. :)
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Bad Wayne is like that part of my consciousness (thats not the right word?) I listen too when I am drunk!
ReplyDeleteMelted cheese on top of melt cheese? Well, that's how I used to roll... That is when I used to hang out with Bad Wayne... I do miss him now and then...
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh Jack.
That is just awesome...at one point in my life i truly did consider french fries as a vegetable. Yikes!
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