Confush*t Say...

Confush*t say...

…person who loads up on bread is wall-to-wall carb-eating.
…person who can’t give up colas is soda-pressing.
…person who eats too much fat just doesn’t know any butter.
…person who indulges in too much beer has lager issues.
…person who spend too much time in coffee shop wind up being latte for work.
…person who eats too much cheese is guilty of a lot of mindless cheddar.
…person who eats too many eggs is risking high cholesterol, but omelette you get away with it this time.
…person who eat too much Indian food will enjoy naan of their weigh-ins.
…person who doesn’t like hummus should give chickpeas a chance.
…person who looks to eat more veggies find some turnip eventually.
…person who hates meat alternatives is tofu fighter.
…person who shops for healthy food enjoy fridge benefits.
…person who has fish for dinner enjoy salmon chanted evening.
…person who eats too much lamb doesn’t have very much veal power.
…person who eat too much dried fruit will gain weight for some raisin.
…person who constantly overeat soon see the error of their weighs.
…person who eats too much wheat is a gluten for punishment.
…person who wants to relish today needs to ketchup tomorrow.
…person who stuffs themselves at breakfast never sausage a gain.
…person who eats more vegetables today enjoy better weigh-in tomato.

Confush*t believes that you and you alone are the one who controls your own density. After all, nothing dentured, nothing gained.

Confush*t's motto:
Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff
or stuff the cheesy puffs.