Take a Walk from the Wide Side

Holly came from eating way too much.
Weighed as much as Starsky and Hutch.
Can I make a change?, she wondered.
Pretty soon she was down three hundred.
She says, "Hey, babe,
Take a walk from the wide side."
Said, "Hey, honey,
Take a walk from the wide side."

Sheryl rides her bike out on the Island,
Looking flawless as a pure-cut diamond.

Seeing her now, it’s kinda surprising
Hard to believe she was ever plus-sizing.
She says, "Hey, babe,
Take a walk from the wide side."
Said, "Hey, babe,
Take a walk from the wide side."
And the calorie counters go
"Down do down do doo do do down..."

Little Stephen hates when I call him "little".
Saw him eat six pounds of peanut brittle.
Used to weigh as much as Chevy,
Now each day is a little less heavy.
Cuz he said, "Hey, babe,
Take a walk from the wide side."
I said, "Hey, Steven,
You took a walk from the wide side."

Fat Girl Dives In’s Tina was a mess.
Her weight loss surgery was a big success.
Used to have lots of ups and downs,
Now she’s dropped 100 pounds.
She said, "Hey, sugar,
Take a walk from the wide side."
I said, "Hey, babe,
You took a walk from the wide side."
All right, huh.

Jackie is just struggling along.
Trying to do eat more right things than wrong.
He knows that when he drops the weight,
It leaves his body feeling great.
Said, "Hey, babe,
Take a walk from the wide side."
I said, "Hey, honey,
Take a walk from the wide side."
And the calorie counters go
"Down do down do doo do do down..."