Consumption Junction

Consumption Junction, where’s your gumption?

Eating up meals and morsels and snackses.
Consumption Junction, why no gumption?
I got three favorite meals
That get me in trouble.
Consumption Junction, eating dysfunction?
Too much "breakfast", "lunch", and "dinner",
That’ll get you pretty fat.

“And”:
That’s problematic, eating "this and that".
"But":
That’s sort of making excuses,
"Not now *but* later".
And then there's "or":
O-R, you always have a healthy choice like
“This or salad”.
No “And’, “but", just “or”,
That’ll help you lose some more.

Consumption Junction, where’s your gumption?
Hooking up folks with info and making ‘em eat right.
Skim milk, honey, bread (no butter), peas, brown rice.
That’s good advice!
Fresh and healthy, sauteeing and stewing,
Making less you by a pound or two.
You’re way more smarter with what you chew,
Whooo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Consumption Junction, eating dysfunction?
Looking up calories and fat
When you say something like this choice:
"Either now or later"
Or no choice:
"Neither now nor not never"
Grammatically incorrect? Whatever!
Eat this or that, grow thin not fat,
Never mind, I wouldn't do that,
I'm fat enough now!

>> Consumption Junction, got new gumption.
Cooking up meals and snackses that balance, like:
Out of the frying pan and into the steamer.
Still drink my coffee,

But the cup ain’t half full of creamer.

Let’s downsize our portions.,
And please learn this lesson.
You should always say "thanks, no",
When you’re offered seconds.

Consumption Junction, eating dysfunction?
Making good choices when we’re at a luncheon.

Consumption Junction, how's that function?
No longer eating foods that’ll lead to destruction
Consumption Junction, got new gumption.
I'm going to get you there if you're very careful.
Consumption Junction, no more dysfunction?
I'm going to get you there if you're very careful.
Consumption Junction, what's your function?
I'm going to get you there if you're very careful.