Almond Joyless (Almond Joy bar without the chocolate and coconut)
Skim Milk Duds
Skim Milk Duds
Brown Rice Krispie Treats
Carmel-Less Apples
Fun-Sized Brocolli Ruth bar
Whatchamacauliflower
Omega-3 Gummi Fish Oil
Mr. Goodbarley
Atomic Figball
Everlasting Gobszpacho
Bit-O-Hominy
Candy-Free Corn
Kit Kale bar
M&M’s (Muesli And Millet)
LMBO AT ALMOND JOYLESS!!!
ReplyDeleteSounds delicious. NOT. Had to laugh at the creativity - maybe you should market these ideas to whole foods.
ReplyDeletelol. love these. incidentally, did you know that Almond Joy and Mounds jingle is full of lies? Neither one has nuts. Almonds and coconuts are drupes. But that would make the new song not so appealing. "Sometimes you feel like a drupe, sometimes you don't. Almond Joy has drupes. Mounds… well Mounds has drupes also but… oh nevermind.
ReplyDeleteAnother funny holiday hit. Break me off a piece of that Kat Kale Bar~
ReplyDelete:) Hilarious!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDang you're clever and funny!
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