More Ways to Tell If Your Lifestyle is Too Sedentary

• At the grocery store, do you simply bang your little motorized scooter cart into the shelves and buy whatever happens to fall into your basket?

• Did you buy a really tall chair to use with your standing desk?

• Is your biggest nightmare an “Out of Order – Please Take the Stairs” sign on an elevator?

• Do you hope that “karma” is a real thing because you’re too lazy to exact revenge on people who have wronged you?

• Is your office nickname "Sleepy"?

• Do you take a knee during playing of National Anthem not to protest anything but because standing up for two minutes is so exhausting?

• Is the thought of using a bedpan sounding pretty attractive?

• Did you get tired before you could get all the way through this blog post?