Tuesday, October 24, 2017

A Few Things That’ll Definitely Get You Kicked Out of a Weight Watchers Meeting

• Spend entire meeting making elaborate candy corn sculptures

• Take a knee during the singing of the Weight Watcher’s anthem

• Write everyone’s weight on their forehead with a Sharpie

• Wheel in a wagon filled with steaming hot taco meat

• Scream “I’M SO DAMN HUNGRY” every five minutes

• Wear pants made out of fruit leather

• Set a fire in your purse and roast marshmallows over it for s’mores

• Do a continuous series of backflips on the scale


• Continually ask leader “Who is your favorite blogger named ‘Jack’?”

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