Wednesday, October 18, 2017

An Apple a Day...

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

A fresh vegetable often will stave off the coffin.

A kumquat a week will improve your physique.

A lemon frequently will make you feel lemony.

A radish each hour will turn your face sour.

A persimmon per second is too much, I reckon.

A tomato daily will keep you fit as Beetle Bailey.

A French fry each minute is what killed Tony Bennett.

A whiskey shot per fortnight will save you from frostbite.

A colonoscopy each leap year will help you to keep clear.

A peach pie per decade is fine if it’s homemade.

 A pot roast per millennium won’t affect your insurance premium.




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  1. What if you get really sick and you need a doctor but they can't come near you because of the apple fumes?

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