The Runny Honey
You put your right foot out,
You put your left foot out,
You put your right foot out again,
And you keep going like that.
You get all runny, honey
And you wear yourself plumb out.
That’s what it’s is all about.
Where Oh Where Has My Willpower Gone
Oh where, oh where
Has my willpower gone?
Oh where, oh where can it be?
With my workouts cut short
And my eating all wrong
Oh where, oh where can it be?
Ain’t It Great to Be Healthy?
A horse and a flea and three fat dogs,
Tried to lose the most on their weight loss blogs.
The horse lost a pound and taunted the flea.
“Dammit,” said the flea, “Tain’t fair for me!”
Blog, blog, ain’t it great to be healthy?
Blog, blog, ain’t it great to be healthy?
Happy and hearty the whole day through
Blog, blog, ain’t it great to be healthy?
The Jackey Sh*t Club
Who’s the leader of the club
For folks like you and me?
J-A-C-K-E-Y
S-H-ASTERISK-T
Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there
It’s time to get healthy!
J-A-C-K-E-Y
S-H-ASTERISK-T
Jackey Sh*t!
Jackey Sh*t!
Don’t ever let your scale go so
High! High! High! High!
Come along and sing a song
It’s a weight loss jamboree!
J-A-C-K-E-Y
S-H-ASTERISK-T!
LOL I will be trying the runny honey tonight with my little boy, No doubt he will be laughing his head off my the end of it.
ReplyDeleteGlad to see you back!
ReplyDeleteYay, Jack's back!
ReplyDeleteTwinkle Twinkle Candy Bar,
I'd love to eat you in my car
Instead I'll take the road so high
and eat my kale and run and sigh,
But comes a time I'm old and gray
I'll eat you damn near every day.
Very funny! Welcome back.
ReplyDeleteLoving the humour. It will be 'running rhymes' in our house from now on!
ReplyDeleteLove the humor!!
ReplyDeleteWelcome back! Hey, no cute puppies? ;)
ReplyDeleteGreat to have you back, I really missed your strange sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteRunny honey, is cool.
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