Monday, January 14, 2013

Superfreakily Fit

She's a very healthy girl.

The kind that don’t eat Quarter Pounders.

You will not believe the way she runs,
When you see her on the street,
Ow girl.

She likes the boys with the blogs;

She says that I'm her all-time favorite.
When she’s cooking, she always uses olive oil
She's never uses grease, ow no.

That girl is pretty healthy.

The girl is super fit.

The kind of girl you read about
In fitness magazines.

That girl is pretty stinky

The girl is super fit.
She really needs to shower,
After she works out.

But she's all right, she's all right
That girl's all right with me, yeah

She is super fit, super fit
She's super-fitty, yow

(everybody sing)

Super fit, super fit.


  1. Ha! Loved this post, Jack Shit. And reminded my of a transvestite movie article I wrote recently --

    You've got a great website by the way. Hope you can find the time to check out mine, it would be great if you could add me to your blog roll or something.

    Maybe one day I could interview you for my site?

    All the best

    1. Sure, Jay. But please don't ask any questions about my recent break-up with Jessica Simpson. It's too soon!

  2. LOL at grrillah joy too.

    love this as it is a song from my childhood :-)
    that didnt sound right...

  3. Love this!

    And love all the superfitnessfreak gals out there. But now that damn song will be in my head all day I'm likely to yell out THAT GIRLS ALRIGHT spontaneously at Whole Foods and they already think I'm weird enough.

  4. This will be stuck in my head all day! haha love it!

  5. Happy New Year! Better late than never they say (not sure who 'they' are).

  6. Yes, that was me you heard. Singing out loud. And dancing.

  7. Hey nice stuff! reminds me of those good old 1980's music videos, BoneyM,Madonna and all.

  8. OMG - LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is me for sure!!!!
    That girl is pretty stinky

    The girl is super fit.
    She really needs to shower,
    After she works out.

  9. How did you know I was stinky? Have you been following me? Well, why not? I'm super stinky.

  10. Jack's hilarious poetry, inspiring post-it notes are legendary but I found a lot of real value in these blogs. It wasn't till I found something that also caters to stay at home moms like myself who would love to shed that baby weight, that I coupled what I read here and found on google.
    Let me know if it helps as much as it helped me:)



Related Posts with Thumbnails