I am a Little Moron

My father Horace once told me the very inspirational story of the Big Moron and the Little Moron.

It seems that the Big Moron and the Little Moron were sitting on a log, and one of them fell off.

Who do you suppose it was?

The Big Moron is the one who fell from the log, because… well… how did Horace put it: “The Little Moron was a little more on. Get it? He was a little more on!”

Okay, maybe it was a joke and not an inspirational story, but I’m feeling like I’m a Little Moron these days.

A little more on track.

A little more on plan.

A little more on focus.

A little more on starting the day with a plan and end the day with a pat on the back.

I’m a Big Moron who’s a little more on.