The Three Not-So-Little Pigs

Once upon a time  there were three not-so-little pigs who wanted to drop a little bacon, if you know what I mean.

Well, the first not-so-little pig tried exercising every day, but he didn't want to change his diet.

The Big Jack Wolf came up to his door and said, "Not-so-little pig, not-so-little pig, you've gotta eat better, dummy."

The not-so-little pig replied, "Not by the hair of my hungry, hungry tummy."

The Big Jack Wolf huffed, puffed and blogged, but the first not-so-little pig didn't listen and never saw good results on the scale.

Well, the second not-so-little pig tried eating less, but couldn't bring himself to ever break a sweat.

The Big Jack Wolf came to his door and said, "Not-so-little pig, not-so-little pig, you've got to exercise, fella."

The not-so-little pig replied, "Not by the hair or my curly little tail-a."

The Big Jack Wolf huffed, puffed and blogged, but the second not-so-little pig didn't listen and never saw good results on the scale.

Well, the third not-so-little pig decided to get crazy and ttry eating less and exercising more.

The Big Jack Wolf came up to his door and said, "Not-so-little pig, not-so-little pig, I love this approach you're taking."

The not-so-little-but-getting-littler pig replied, "But everybody at the gym still calls me a pig."

"Just tell 'em what I do when they say something mean," smiled the Big Jack Wolf.

'What's that?' inquired the pig.

"Why don't you just huff and puff and blow me?"

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Scale reminds me of my vacuum cleaner... they both suck.