Friday, March 20, 2020

Well, Dammit!

• Dammit! Gym I never go to is closed due to coronavirus.

• Dammit! So far, “working from home” has involved me trying to watch everything on Netflix in a single week.

• Dammit! Nobody told me ten 100-calorie packs would be 1,000 calories!

• Dammit! Need to come up with new excuse instead of “I’d get in shape if I had the free time to focus on myself.”

• Dammit! Committed to drinking more water during the day but forgot that water's the one that doesn't taste like anything.

• Dammit! Stuck on “couch” part of “Couch-to-5K” program.

• Dammit! Gained weight this week despite fact that I must have eaten over 100 fat-free cupcakes!

• Dammit! I decided to quit drinking alcohol, but didn’t realize out that “vodka” is alcohol!

• Dammit! Nobody signing up from my virtual spinning class (it’s a Facebook Live event where people watch me spin around and around in my living room).

• Dammit! Nobody still thinks these blog posts are an entertaining as I do!

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