A Few More Weight Loss Jingles

Diet right, eating things more liiiiiite.

Outta sight, gettin’ light with right diet. 

I don’t wanna grow fat.

I’ll be totally fit.
There’s a million ways to do it.

I don’t ever wanna quit.
I don't wanna grow fat.
I'm totally fit.
I’m looking better in a sweater,

And my pants rarely split.
From bikes to trainin’ to eatin’ right,
It's the biggest challenge there is (gee whiz!)
I don't wanna grow fat,
Not one single bit
Or I wouldn’t be Jack Sh*t.

More fun, more fitness, oh boy.

I wanna be so totally fit!
More life, more fun, oh boy!

M'm! M'm! Salt! M'm! M'm! Salt!,
Campbell soups are packed with sodium,
M'm! M'm! Salt!

Double your waistband,
Double your butt
With Double-food,
Double-food,
All up in your gut!

The best part of waking up

Is not feeling all achy and bloated and cranky from poor diet and not enough exercise.

I am stuck at this weight.

Yeah, this weight’s stuck on me.

I am stuck at this weight.

Yeah, this weight’s stuck on me.

Yes, it holds on tight no matter what

On fingers, toes and knees. 

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh

I am stuck at this weight

But that’s not stopping me.

More Catchy Weight Loss Jingles

I Want My Body Back
I want my body back, body back, body back
I want my body back, body back, body back
Don’t go to Chili’s!
Body back … Reelz!

The Fatta Song
Don’t ya wanna not get fatta?
Don’t ya wanna not get fatta?
Don’t ya wanna not get fatta?
Don’t ya wanna not get fatta?

Check-in on the Sea
Ask any mermaid 

You happen to see, 

What's a good exercise?

Swimming, you see!

I Can Bring Home the Bacon
I can bring home the bacon,

Fry it up in a pan.
Whoops, I forgot that’s not on the plan.

Because I'm a veeeeegan, 

V-E-G-A-N. Eatsomebeets.

The Post-Workout Mix
Owww  Owww  Owww  Owww,

Owww  Owww  Owww  Owww,

Owww  Owww  Owww  Owww  Owww  Owww  Owww  Owww

Owww  Owww  Owww  Owww,

Owww  Owww  Owww  Owww,

Owww  Owww  Owww  Owww  Owww,

Hey, Big Sweater
The minute you walk in the gym
Perspiration starts to fly right off you.
The janitor wants to mop you.

Hey, big sweater,

Don’t…
Get your sweat on me.

More Weight Loss Jingles

Alka-Sweatzer

You worked too hard.

You ate too much.

The cheesecake’s made you flabby.

Let your aching head and stomach
,
Hear this message from old Jacky.



(Sung)

I’ll-get-sweat-tee.
Pump, pump.
Fizz fizz.
I’m a hard-working workout whiz.

Pump, pump,

Fin-ished!

Oh, what a relief it is!


Gimme a Break!
Gimme a break,

Gimme a break,

Break my finger if I try to eat a Kit Kat bar.


On the Label, Label, Label
If it says cornsyrup, cornsyrup, cornsyrup,

On the label, label, label.

You should avoid it, avoid it, avoid it.

If you’re able, able, able.

Health It Our Way
Hold the mayo, eat more lettuce.

Fast food restaurants sure don’t get us.

All we ask is that you let us

Health it our way..
.
(Chorus)
Health it our way!

Dr. Blogger
I’m a blogger, he’s a blogger, she’s a blogger.

We’re a blogger, wouldn’t you like to be a blogger, too?

I’m a blogger he’s a blogger’ she’s a blogger 

We’re a blogger, wouldn’t you like to be a blogger, too?

THE DAILY SCALEY

I said I need a scale technician to come out RIGHT AWAY!

Weight Loss Jingles

Stinky!
You run up stairs, alone or in pairs,
And make a stinkity smell.
On your toes, on your toes,
You stink up your clothes!
Everyone knows they’re stinky.
They’re stinky, they’re stinky.
So bad that you wanna hurl.
They’re stinky, they’re stinky.
The same for a boy or a girl.
The same for a boy or a girl.

Awesome Diet Blogs
Diet blogs, awesome diet blogs.

What kinds of folks read awesome diet blogs?
Fat folks, husky folks, folks who want to run,

Timid folks, sassy folks, even folks who’re almost done

Love diet dogs, awesome diet blogs

To help folks eat more right!

Oh, I Wish I Had An Extra-Friendly Trainer
Oh, I wish I had an extra friendly trainer.
That’s the kind of trainer I’d like to see.
Cuz if I had an extra friendly trainer,
Maybe she’d do the exercises for me.

The Frito No-Eat-O
Aye, yii, yii, yiiii,
I am the Frito No-Eat-O.
I loathe Frito’s corn chips,
I loathe them I do.

The high fat and sodium

Are so bad for you.

B-L-O-G-N-A
His bloggy has a first name, it’s J-a-c-k, whee! 

His bloggy has a second name it’s S-h-asterisk-t.

Oh! I love to read it every day,

And if you ask me why, I’ll saaaaaaaaay…

Cause Jack Sh*t has a special way with

B-L-O-G-N-A.

THE DAILY SCALEY

It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.