Friday, May 8, 2015

Healthy Gifts for Moms

• Bouquet of prunes

• Gift certificate for free spotting as she bench presses 200 lbs. 

• Low-fat perfume

• Running slippers

• Lap dance from Richard “Sweatin’ to the Oldies” Simmons

• Candle that smells like gym bag

•  Bottle of diet wine

• Squash-of-the-Month Club membership

•  Yoga mumu

•  New scale (trust me…. mothers love this gift)

•  Low-sodium bath salts

•  T-shirt that says “ASK ME ABOUT MY SON’S BLOG”

1 comment:

  1. I was thinking about chocolate-less roses, you know the one that grows on bushes. But because you recommended it, it will be a scale and I think it's such a great idea and I'm generous, I'll get her a T-shirt saying: "ASK ME ABOUT JACK'S BLOG"



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