Friday, July 29, 2011

Even More Weight Loss Songs for Kids

Yankee Doodle Fatty

Jackie Doodie went to town,
Sad about his bigness.
Decided to visit a buffet,
And put it out of business.

Jackie Doodie, keep it up.
Jackie Doodie, fatty.
Keep on chowing down like that,
And life will end quite badly.

Jackie Doodie went on a diet,
Cut back on snacks and candy.
Lost a bunch of weight, by God,
And now he’s feelin’ dandy.

Jackie Doodie, keep it up.
Jack Doodie, healthy.
Keep on eating like you should
And your future’ll be more carefree.

Jackie Doodie went to the gym,
And ran upon the treadmill,
That’ll do more for your bod
That being overfed will.

Jackie Doodie, keep it up.
Jack Doodie, sweaty.
Running isn’t quite so tough
Without that big ol’ belly.

It's A Not-So-Small World

It’s a world of fashion, a world of play.
It’s a world of fun, it’s a world not-so-gray.

There’s so much we can do,
When we’re not the size of two.

We’re getting smaller, after all


We’re getting smaller, after all.
We’re getting smaller, after all.
We’re getting smaller after.
It’s a tall, tall task.

There is just one life and one golden chance.
To get ourselves more fit and wear skinnier pants.
It’s time for us to decide
We don’t wanna be so wide.
In this small, small world.

Frère Jack Sh*t

Are you snacking, are you snacking?

Blogger Jack, Blogger Jack?
Weigh-in day is coming,
Weigh-in day is coming.
Damn damn damn, damn damn damn.


  1. I disappear for a couple months and look at all I miss! I'm going to try singing these to my kids.

  2. Frère Jack Sh*t has the makings of a true classic.

  3. best line eva--Sad about his bigness!



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