Lo Siento, Ricky Martin

She’s into margaritas, black beans and burritos.
If she eats much more salsa, she won’t fit into her clothes.
She’s into combinations, nuevo dishes to delight.
She’s got a Mex addiction; she could eat it every night.

She'll make you order cheese dip (an extra large one should suffice),
She'll make you feed her crazy indulgence; it’s her most awful vice.
Corona with a big lime slice. Chow down!

Upside, inside out she's livin’ fajita loca.
She'll eat and eat some more, livin’ fajita loca.
Her lips are picante red as she chews on guacamole.
She is overeating, livin fajita loca. Chow down!
Livin’ fajita loca, chow down!
She's livin’ fajita loca.

Woke up with a new ambition.
In a funk she’ll be no more.
She’s got new heart, and she’s got new purpose.
She’s not going to live like she’s lived before.
Now she just drinks the water
And never orders an appetizer.
Once she got a taste of health, it really did surprise her.
Yeah, she's gotten so much wiser.

Upside, inside out she was livin’ fajita loca.
She'd eat and eat some more, livin’ fajita loca.
Her lips were picante red, she’d chew on guacamole.
No longer overeating, livin’ fajita loca. Come On!
Livin’ fajita loca, come on!
Not livin’ fajita loca.

She'll make herself good choices
And she’ll enjoy her days more thin.
She loves to live her healthy life,
Said goodbye to her double chin.
She’ll never be fat again! Come On!

Upside, inside out she was livin’ fajita loca.
She'd eat and eat some more, livin’ fajita loca.
Her lips were picante red, she’d chew on guacamole.
No longer overeating, livin’ fajita loca. Come On!
Livin’ fajita loca, come on!
Not livin’ fajita loca.

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