Excuses For Not Exercising Today

• “Didn’t eat my Wheaties.”
• “That old guy at the gym that looks just like Popeye creeps me out.”
• “Currently using exercise DVD as a coaster; don’t want glass to leave water ring on the furniture.”
• “Worried that my gym might be haunted.”
• “Spilled my energy drink. Now low on energy…”
• “Still on hold with Comcast.”
• “Spandex pants are still out on the clothesline.”
• “My little Wii Fit fellow looks sad.”
• “Already worked out one day in a row this week. What am I, a machine?”
• “Still embarrassed after falling off elliptical last week.”
• “Mirrors at the gym make me look 20 lbs. heavier.”
• “This episode of Dexter that I DVRed isn’t going to watch itself…”
• “Don’t want to let go of any of my precious, precious sweat.”
• “Way behind on my catalog browsing.”
• “Pulled a muscle changing smoke alarm battery.”
• “Personal trainer looked at me funny last time I was there.”
• “Dog poo still on running shoes…”
• “Can’t find my lucky workout socks.”
• “I’m feeling a little H1N1y”
• “Dog ate my heart rate monitor.”

Whenever I hear people’s excuses for not exercising, they generally sound just about as lame as these. Do yourself a favor and GO GET YOUR SWEAT ON!