• Dammit! Gained weight this week despite fact that I must have eaten over 100 fat-free cupcakes.
• Dammit! Discovered I've been taking Omega-3 Fried Fish Oil capsules.
• Dammit! Trainer informed me that my "form" was wrong on my chest presses; apparently you're not supposed to take a nap between reps.
• Dammit! Committed to drinking more water during the day but forgot that water's the one that doesn't taste like anything.
• Dammit! Just realized that jar of corn syrup I bought at grocery store contains high-fructose corn syrup.
• Dammit! Everyone at gym still saying I'm doing girl push-ups; THEY'RE LADY PUSH-UPS, OKAY?!?!?!?
• Dammit! Not sure elliptical I put together all by myself is working right due to fact that one foot goes up over my head when I use it.
• Dammit! Trainer informed me that my "form" was wrong on my chest presses; apparently you're not supposed to take a nap between reps.
• Dammit! Committed to drinking more water during the day but forgot that water's the one that doesn't taste like anything.
• Dammit! Just realized that jar of corn syrup I bought at grocery store contains high-fructose corn syrup.
• Dammit! Everyone at gym still saying I'm doing girl push-ups; THEY'RE LADY PUSH-UPS, OKAY?!?!?!?
• Dammit! Not sure elliptical I put together all by myself is working right due to fact that one foot goes up over my head when I use it.
• Dammit! Didn't realize ten 100-calorie packs would be 1,000 calories!
• Dammit! Pre-paid for six weeks of personal training from guy who doesn't know what a bicep curl is!
• Dammit! Nobody thinks this blog post was an entertaining as I did!
Funny post! The topic of losing weight, though, isn't a funny one.Counting calories and a 7- hour sleep is crucial. Exercising is optional, but it's very good for general health. Good Luck!
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