Wednesday, September 20, 2017

A Healthy Dose of Healthful Health Tips

• You can make ice cream healthier by eating something different instead.

• A registered dietician can assist you in designing a nutritional plan you’ll find months later and have a good laugh about. 

• A really easy way to eat healthier is to hire a personal shopper to purchase all your groceries and a personal chef to prepare all your meals.



• One way to make yourself drink more water is to set off a pack of firecrackers in your mouth.

• There’s one simple way to tell if your portion size is too big: it’s always too big. 

• Eating at home instead of going out will help in your weight loss efforts, mostly because of what a bad cook you are.

  Remember this rhyme: “Cupcakes for dinner will never make you thinner.”

• You can make your own frozen fruit by putting fruit in the freezer, dumbass.


• Sex can burn over 10,000 calories per hour (please back me up on this "fact" if my wife Anita asks...)

10 comments:

  1. • There’s one simple way to tell if your portion size is too big: it’s always too big.

    OK, Jack, I want you to stop peeking in my windows RIGHT NOW

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  2. Eating at home gives you control over food intake. It's possible to have control even when eating out,provided you know exactly what you're going to order and its caloric value.

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  3. You are my favorite health and fitness guru.

    I always heard if you the ice cream is part of an ice cream soda made with Diet Root Beer, then the calories are cancelled out. What say you, Jack?

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