I know they’ve recently shut
down the famous Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey circus, but not to
worry; there’s another spectacular ongoing event taking place right before your
very eyes, only there are no elephants in this one.
Wait… before I can say that
for sure, let’s check that scale and confirm.
Week 1 – 282.5 lbs.
Okay, well… maybe there’s one
elephant.
And one clown.
The circus is in town, ladies
and gentlemen, so settle in and get ready for a whole bunch of thrills, chills
and low-fat meals.
Soon you will be the ringmaser, Jack. As a (ahem) mature woman who has been up and down the scale many a time, I sometimes felt that that my dresses resembled the big top tent. Good luck, I'm sure you'll be flying through the air with the greatest of ease. Eileen
ReplyDeleteGood to hear from you Jack! Race you down the scale?? :)
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