Wednesday, January 4, 2017


Back by Popular Demand No Demand Whatsoever

Let me tell you a little story…

Once there was a boy named….

No wait…

I should change the name to protect the innocent…

Once there was a boy named Jork.

Oh, he was a beautiful boy, with intense greenish-blueish-brownish eyes that you could get lost in if you stared in the mirror too long…

Anyway, Jork had a really popular blog that helped him lose a lot of weight. It got millions and millions of readers, or at least he thinks it did; he never really figured out that whole Google Analytics thing.

But Jork got promoted to a job that actually involved him doing some work during the workday, and he was forced to let his blog fall by the weight-side.

What happened next… well, this is going to come as a tremendous shock to you, but Jork packed on quite a few pounds. I know…

Turns out that the blog actually helped him more than he realized.

Jork is busier than he’s been in quite some time, but he’s going to try to make time for his healthy living quest.

And his blog.

Go Jork, go!


  1. Go for it Jork. You know you can do it and know what works best for you.

  2. I have missed you friend! yes blogging does help!!!! glad to see you back, looking forward to reading your posts

  3. I just stumbled on your blog the other day and have become obsessed. I'm glad you're going to be posting some more. I was running out of posts to read.

  4. Please send this mysterious "Jork" my best wishes if you know him personally.

  5. Welcome back Jork; you've been missed!

  6. HAppy New year & welcome back! I am on here less now so... :)

  7. Hey Jork. We're all busy. Try prioritizing your health instead of "trying to make time" for it. Sh*t or get off the pot.

  8. Glad you're back. You were missed. Happy New Year :)



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