Friday, October 12, 2012
The Words of a Blog
Read the words of a weight-loss blog,
Not eating what I aught.
Instead like a hog (instead like a hog).
Read the words of a blog (words of a blog).
Temptations surround us,
You want to succumb.
The body grows large (body grows large).
The outlook looks glum (outlook looks glum).
Oh, these things harrass us,
And tend to fat-ass us.
Our progress gets bogged (progress gets bogged).
Read the words of a blog (words of a blog).
Oh, the words of a weight-loss blog.
Start eating what I ought.
And not like a hog (not like a hog).
Read the words of a blog (words of a blog).
These days I’m improving.
I’m now in the zone.
I’m moving my body (moving my body).
Just like a cyclone (like a cyclone).
Troubles, I’m had some,
But I’m feeling awesome.
I eat less and jog (eat less and jog).
Read the words of a blog (words of a blog).
Oh, the words of a weight-loss blog.
Still eating what I ought.
Work out like a dog (out like a dog).
Read the words of a blog (words of a blog).
Oh, the words of a weight-loss blog.
It’s good health we’ve sought.
Climb out of the bog (out of the bog).
Read the words of a blog (words of a blog).
Oh, the words of a blog (words of a blog).
Oh, the words of a blog (words of a blog).
Oh, the words of a blog (words of a blog).
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Love it.
ReplyDeleteHilarious!!! Love it.
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