Truly Scrumptious: What an unusual blog.
Pisa Sh*t: Daddy made it.
Truly Scrumptious: Oh? And it actually attracts visitors?
Pisa Sh*t: It’s called Jack Sh*t, Gettin’ Fit.
Truly Scrumptious: That’s a curious name for a weight-loss blog.
Pisa Sh*t: It’s because that’s the sound his stomach makes.
Listen..
It's saying Sh*tty Sh*tty, Sh*tty Sh*tty, Sh*tty Sh*tty, Sh*tty Sh*tty,
Sh*tty Sh*tty,
Dang Dang!
Sh*tty Sh*tty
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Dang Dang Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Dang Dang Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Dang Dang Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Oh you hungry Sh*tty, Dang Dang,
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
You ate crud.
And, now
Sh*tty Sh*tty, Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty, Dang Dang.
It’s in your blood.
Here, now, oh holy cow,
You’re racing down a dead end.
Dang Dang Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
You’re way too fat, my friend.
Dang Dang Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
Let’s lose some weight, my friend.
Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Oh you witty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
You love food.
And, wow,
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
You’re screwed, dude.
Here, now, eating too much chow.
Oh, you’re feeling kind of plump.
Dang Dang Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
You hate being a lump.
Dang Dang Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
It’s time to step up, chump.
You were fat as the Michelin Man,
Dense as a frying pan.
You ate more than any man should eat.
Then you got your life straight.
Now you’re feelin’ great,
Since you’ve jumped in with both feet.
Wow Sh*tty, Now Sh*tty,
Witty Sh*tty Dang Dang.
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
You love you.
And Sh*tty, in Sh*tty
Pretty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
There’s work to do.
Strong Sh*tty, smart Sh*tty,
He’s taking pounds off his rear end.
Dang Dang Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
Our dear old weight-loss friend.
Dang Dang Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
Our dear old blogging friend.....
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
Sh*tty Sh*tty Dang Dang,
Our blogging Sh*tty Sh*tty friend.
wow, i'm in first! that song will never be the same again!
ReplyDeleteSpooky. My daughter has a friend over for a sleep-over tonight and they are currently watching this movie......they are HIGHLY amused that I am singing "naughty" words....
ReplyDeleteHell, I'm going to have that song in my head all damn day now.
ReplyDeleteI am delurking to say that is my favorite so far. I haven't been reading long, but I love your blog! Have a great day. You certainly started mine with a smile :)
ReplyDeleteHILARIOUS! This is one of the few Disney classics that I have not seen - now, how could I resist?
ReplyDeleteYes, but can your blog fly? Can it turn into a boat? Nice try Jack!
ReplyDeleteI've always thought that's what they were really saying. It made me laugh maniacally inside me head to see parents lining up their wee ones to watch this and nobody cracks a smile?
ReplyDeletePersonally I can't sing this without 'messing up'.