Weekly weigh-in: 210.4Loss: -1.9
Total loss: -81.6
Emotion: Combative
People of Earth,
This communication is to announce the beginning on an invasion on 15 or so pounds of unruly fat.
Fat, you shall be banished! Fat, your world is coming to an end!
You have been allowed to hold sway for far too long. Today is the beginning of the end of your reign.
We plan to employ strict dietary guidelines and raise workout levels to “shock and awe” intensity.
Our aim is to isolate you, obliterate you, annihilate you.
You are big, but what you don’t understand is that the world is so much bigger than you.
Your time is past.
Prepare for the invasion.
Resistance is futile.
Emperor Jack
of the Sh*ton Empire
Will it keep my clothes from being more "Klingon?"
ReplyDeletePermission to come aboard, sir??? Go Emperor Jack GO!!!
ReplyDeleteYou go Jack Sh*t!!
ReplyDeleteOh Love it...the Sh*ton Empire....Jack sh*t as ruler of the world...
ReplyDeleteOooo a trekkie!!!
ReplyDeleteMake it so Jack the invasion is under way!!!
Beam me up Scotty! erm, I mean Sh*tty!
ReplyDeleteCheers,
Missa
LosingEthel
Good stuff Jack! I have a much bigger war ahead of me! I better get my shields upgraded. Good news is my warp engines appear to be working just fine!
ReplyDeleteWar, what is it good for? Getting healthy apparently.
ReplyDeleteYES! Great job this week Jack! HIGH 5! :)
ReplyDeleteMake it so Number One!
ReplyDeleteEngage.
ReplyDeleteBut... Resistance is futile is Borg...
*runs away*
You tell them Jack! I will join your brigade!
ReplyDeleteI had a bad moment where I thought that picture was battlefield earth...lololol.
ReplyDeleteGood to know it's the klingons and this whole next battle won't be badly written and poorly acted.
I'm with you, Jack, only I am going to blast off THIRTY pounds or more of stubborn fat! Let's join forces and get 'er done!
ReplyDeleteHeck yes, you go Jack!
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ReplyDeleteklingon for .."you tell em ' Jack"
Permission to join the crew, Sir! I'll bring my own teleporter
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised you didn't write this in Klingon with English subtitles. But I still loved it!
ReplyDeleteNice job man, pretty entertaining as well haha
ReplyDeleteLAUGHING as this whole post made no sense to me...until I read the comments.
ReplyDeletenever
seen
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episode :)
OK. Resistance is futile= Borg, not Klingon. But, I'm sure you know that, right? Poetic license and all that jazz.
ReplyDeleteYes! Time to raise the work out bar to "shock an awe!" Kick those 15lbs ass!
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