Confush*t Say...

Confush*t say...

…person who decide to finally lose weight is thick and tired of it all.
… person who get to big for his britches will be exposed in the end.
…person who only check scale once a month has weight-and-see attitude.
…person who forget to work out all the time may be suffering from Allzfatter Syndrome.
…person who fasts for seven days will find that it makes one weak.
…person who can’t can’t lay off the soft drinks will find weigh-in soda pressing.
…person who eat pancakes every morning find weight loss odds stacked against him.
…person who eat too much all the time will have to try bigger pants on for thighs.
…person who eat too much between meals need to learn how to make snackrafice.
…person who understand about dieting has learned his lessening.
…person need to remind self that it’s not the minutes spent at the table eating that put on pounds, but the seconds.
…couple who work out together are sweat hearts.
… person who cooks beans & peas in same pot is very unsanitary.
…person who has fear of bicycling might need to see cycloanalyst.
…person who buy lots of prunes at grocery store get good run for money.
…person who obsesses about counting calories needs to learn to count blessings.

Confush*t believes there are two kinds of people in this world. The first person is the one who diets and exercises religiously. The second person is the one who eats and does what they want and prays they don't gain weight.

Confush*t's motto:
Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff
or stuff the cheesy puffs.