Signs You're Addicted to Weight Loss Blogging

Welcome back to "Same Old Sh*t" Saturday, the place where retreads rule! This one strikes a chord for me because I really am addicted to this weight-loss blogging business. I spend way too much time fooling around with it, even though I do get an awful lot out of it as well. How about you? How many of these sound like you?

• Spouse knows easiest way to get hold of you is to leave a comment.
• No one can eat until you’ve got the whole meal on the table and you’ve taken pictures of all the dishes.
• You pay your internet bill before your rent or mortgage.
• You forgot your child’s birthday, but you remembered to update your weight loss ticker.
• Your vacation plans center around hotels that have high-speed wi-fi.
• You can do a “word verification” in point three seconds.
• You know what at least six people you don't know had for breakfast.
• You’d rather lose a filling than lose a follower.
• Anytime you see a photograph, you ask “Is this the before or after pic?”
• You ask your doctor if he can give you something for “blogger’s block”?
• You take a spectacular dump and think “I’ve got the subject for my next post…”
• You get slightly aroused fiddling around with your blog layout.
• You’ve started LOLing instead of laughing.
• On Saturdays, you feel a little dead inside.
• You hit “refresh” to see if anyone has left you a comment while you were reading the last comment someone left you.
• You've already blogged about this post.