Monday, November 30, 2009

I’m Sorry, Kung Fu Fighting Dude



Everybody was gung-ho dieting.
Those cats are doing some lightening.
In fact it’s just a little bit frightening,
How much their tummies are tightening.

They are funky diet men and funky diet divas.
They are they showing big losses, they’re becomin’ true believahs.
It's a science not an art, and they're off to a great start
Giving fatty foods a pass... and losing lots of ass.

Everybody was gung-ho dieting.
Those cats are doing some lightening.
In fact it’s just a little bit frightening,
How much their tummies are tightening.

There was Chunky Monkey Mama and Prior Fat Girl Jen.
There was TJ’s Test Kitchen and Escape from Obesity’s Lyn.
They are blogging what they do, they are bidding fat adieu.
They are watching what they swallow, they’re makin’ me wanna follow.

Everybody was gung-ho dieting.
Those cats are doing some lightening.
In fact it’s just a little bit frightening,
How much their tummies are tightening.

Make sure you have expert timing...
Gung-ho dieting,
Losing it fast as lightning...

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27 comments:

  1. Jody - Fit at 52November 30, 2009 at 7:40 AM

    Another great installment of Jack Sh*t!!! I friggin loved it & all that gung ho & "Giving fatty foods a pass... and losing lots of ass."

    I probably will be singing this song all day thx to you!!!!! ;-)

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  2. AnonymousNovember 30, 2009 at 7:50 AM

    Being a big fan of the word ass myself, I will be singing the same line as Jody. Good one, Jack.

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  3. SylNovember 30, 2009 at 8:14 AM

    Great now I have that song stuck in my head, make it go away.....

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  4. TriciaNovember 30, 2009 at 8:15 AM

    "They are blogging what they do, they are bidding fat adieu."

    Love it!

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  5. TammyNovember 30, 2009 at 8:25 AM

    OMG...this one is going to play over and over in my head all day, lol....total awesomeness. :)

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  6. HealthgirlNovember 30, 2009 at 8:39 AM

    LOVE this!! :) Thanks!!

    "Gung-ho dieting,
    Losing it fast as lightning..."

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  7. NicoleNovember 30, 2009 at 8:44 AM

    Everybody was gung ho dieting


    damn....that's gonna stick with me all day!!!

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  8. LisaNovember 30, 2009 at 8:55 AM

    thanks for the ear worm..and as always for the smile!
    xo

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  9. SheridanNovember 30, 2009 at 9:38 AM

    :) love it! And yes, just as I didn't have any song stuck in my head...

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  10. CamevilNovember 30, 2009 at 9:41 AM

    Cool! I needs me some nunchucks and an afro.

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  11. theantijaredNovember 30, 2009 at 9:47 AM

    Um, his name is Carl Douglas and he is the single most influential person from the 70's.

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  12. GigiNovember 30, 2009 at 9:51 AM

    Too funny - as usual. Black-belting out another great tune take-off. Keep 'em coming.

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  13. KatyNovember 30, 2009 at 10:11 AM

    I just found your blog. Saw your "about you" section and laughtd. Love your blog! I just started one myself.

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  14. UnknownNovember 30, 2009 at 10:18 AM

    HAHA! Loved it...who doesn't love a song that mentions them? :) Thx Jack!!

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  15. ....November 30, 2009 at 11:19 AM

    Oh blarg, you *had* to include the video link & I *had* to click it to completely get that ear worm in my head. lol

    funky diva dieters
    losing lots of ass

    love it

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  16. YobigmikeNovember 30, 2009 at 1:14 PM

    That was pure genius! I'd give you a Grammy for that one.

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  17. antgirlNovember 30, 2009 at 2:01 PM

    I can hear the flutes. I feel inspired to go kick some pilates butt.

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  18. Diane Fit to the FinishNovember 30, 2009 at 2:15 PM

    Thanks for making me smile, I mean laugh, I mean - well you know!

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  19. ChristineNovember 30, 2009 at 2:52 PM

    Ki ya...KICKING fat in the ass...
    lol. Better than HAVING fat in the ass.

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  20. AnonymousNovember 30, 2009 at 5:46 PM

    *giggles* Cute! I can't listen to the song, though, or it may never leave my head.

    Did you ever see the kung fu fighting praying mantis picture? That's all I can think of, for some reason...

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  21. JoaniaNovember 30, 2009 at 8:28 PM

    "...losing lots of ass" LOVE IT!! I always look forward to these!! Thanks for the nice comment on my blog, Mr. Shit! I was truly honored! :)

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  22. 266November 30, 2009 at 9:30 PM

    This is a really good one, Jack! Love it!

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  23. screwdestinyDecember 1, 2009 at 2:27 AM

    It's true, this one definitely sticks in my head too easily.

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  24. EnzDecember 1, 2009 at 8:57 AM

    Ok, now I cannot get that out of my head!!!

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  25. wildfluffysheepDecember 3, 2009 at 6:27 AM

    you never fail to make me smile.
    on this occasion you fairly made me snort out loud.

    definitely a stick in the head number. how sneaky of you. i shall be thinking of you all day.

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