Friday, November 20, 2009

Names for my New Workout DVD

  • “Shock & Oww”
  • “The Whoopty-Do Work-out”
  • “Sir Sweat-a-Lot’s Excalibercising Quest for Fitness”
  • “Wacky Jack’s Back-on-Track Smack Attack!”
  • “Twist & Shout (Obscenities) Workout”
  • “Aspire to Perspire!”
  • “Hip-Hop ‘til You Drip-Drop”
  • “Movin’, Groovin’ & Semi-Improvin’”
  • “"Painin’ and Complainin’”
  • “No Pity, No Quitty.”
  • “Squat Are You Waiting For?”
  • “The Littlest Loser Workout”
  • “Carousel of Lady Push-ups”
  • “Just Dippity Do It!”
  • “Lift & Bicep-erate”
  • “Whammo Rambo BLAMbo!”
  • “Ass Me About My Firm Bun Workout”
  • “Jack Sh*t’s Gut-Busting Butt-Gusting Bonanza Extravaganza”
  • “Sweat & Sore Sauce”
  • “The Abdominal G0-Man”
  • “Killin’ Like Jillian”
  • “The 10-Second Sofa Workout”

32 comments:

  1. Gotta love Killin' like Jillian - so true :-)

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  2. Love the Wacky Jack Back on Track title...... thanks for providing a smile!

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  3. I'm kind of partial to No Pity, No Quitty myself.

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  4. Personally I like “Movin’, Groovin’ & Semi-Improvin.'" =)

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  5. I like Sir Sweat's a Lot. Nice list!

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  6. LOL @ Ass Me About My Firm Buns!

    I think you have a future in exercise video production :)

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  7. "Jack Sh*t’s Gut-Busting Butt-Gusting Bonanza Extravaganza"

    Definately gotta think about branding the Jack Sh*t name. :) Have a great weekend!

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  8. I'd love to try the Twist and Shout (Obsenities) *laughs*
    It would work well with my potty mouth!!!

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  9. Where can I get the 10 second couch workout???? lol

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  10. Funny stuff Jack...made me smile on a day that I am still getting used to being back at work.

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  11. I really love "Wacky Jack's Back-on-Track Smack Attack!" It just has a certain je ne sais quoi.

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  12. Those DVDs would sell themselves with titles like that!

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  13. LOL!! I'm in for the 10-Second Sofa workout...

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  14. Shock and Ow, all the way. I like the pain. :)

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  15. LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Squat are you waiting for!!! I will be saying that a lot!

    Thx for the fun Jack!

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  16. My vote is for Sir Sweat A Lot. You should create some Youtube teasers.
    weight loss

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  17. Always good for an afternoon chuckle. Thanks Jack.

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  18. You're funny as sh*t, Jack. You're definitely qualified to produce the "Jack Sh*t--Laugh Your Fat Ass Off" Workout.

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  19. I would so be ordering Sir Sweat-a-lot

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  20. LOLOL "Sweat & Sore Sauce” Just so incredibly bad! lol

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  21. And who uses the word "hobo" (on your milestones list??) LOL re: "High five a Hobo". Please take pix! :)

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  22. Ha ha! I'm all for the 10 second workout. Either that or I'll be painin' and complainin'!

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  23. No Pity, No Quitty all the way. Hilarious!

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  24. Lol, I like "Sweat 'n' Sore Sauce" the best.

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  25. I vote for the Twist and Shout (Obscenities)! Especially since I have been known to do so at times. But they all sound like winners to me!

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  26. Can I order the 10 Second Sofa Workout? Sounds like my kind of exercise program!

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  27. no pity, no quitty...if you get jillian to scream at you while your doing it...lol.

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  28. This is too funny. I'd like the 10 second sofa workout. Sounds perfect for me. :)

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  29. i cannot work out which one i like best.
    *thinks*
    nope cant pick one!

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