Famous Movie Lines (Jack Sh*t-Style)

• “I know what you’re thinking- 'Did he eat six donuts or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kind of lost track myself. But, you’ve just gotta ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel hungry?' Well, do ya, punk?
• “Frankly, my dear, I won’t eat a ham.”
• “I'm gonna make him a sandwich he can't refuse.”
• “All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my clam dip.”
• “What we've got here is failure to lose the weight.”
• “I love the smell of napalm and hash browns in the morning.”
• “Love means never having to say your ass is too wide.”
• “The tuna? You can’t handle the tuna!”
• “Bacons? We ain't got no bacons! We don't need no bacons! I don't have to show you any stinkin' bacons!”
• “Houston, we have an eating problem.”
• “You had me at ‘Jell-O'.”
• “As God is my witness, I sure am hungry again.”
• “Say hello to my little friend! She’s lost 35 lbs.”
• “Pasta la vista, baby.”
• “Soylent Green is people! And it’s high in fat and sodium!”
• “I’ll be back… for seconds.”
• “"They make take our lives, but they will never take our French fries!”
• “Why don't you come up and feed me sometime?”
• “Take your hands off my pie, you damn dirty ape.”
• “Life is like a box of chocolates...you never know what you're gonna… get your hands off my chocolates!”
• “Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me… with pudding.”
• “Are you crazy? The fat will probably kill you!”
• “May the Forks be with you.”
• “A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. Only 350 calories.”
• “Show me the mocha!”
• “I feel the need—the need for feed!”
• “Carpe diet.”