- There’s no single right way to do it.
- It’s more fun when somebody’s doing it with you.
- The whole process is filled with a lot of moaning and groaning.
- It’s a lot more fun when you experiment.
- It’s hard to do at a restaurant.
- Sometimes, you’re just on your own.
- Size matters.
- If you don’t move and work up a sweat, you won’t see good results.
- Even if you’re only partially successful… hey, it’s still good.
- Sometimes a mirror helps.
- Getting in new pants is a big incentive.
- It can make you a little crazy.
- Eating a submarine sandwich in bed can spoil it.
- Some days you just know it’s not going to happen.
- There’s a ton of resources on the internet on the subject.
- If you do it well, the final result is spectacular.
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Ways Losing Weight Is Like Sex
When I was rummaging through the archives for this week's "Same Old Sh*t" entry, I ran across this silly little puff-piece. I've done a few posts in this vein, and I really like them because writing them is an exercise that really makes me thing about this weight-loss journey in a completely different way.
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And don't forget, you may find yourself in all kinds of unusual positions!
ReplyDeleteSometimes, explaining it to someone can be embarrassing.
ReplyDeleteLove the new "after" picture!
Ah yes, losing weight is exactly like sex! And so, apparently, is eating a banana...
ReplyDeleteOh, you are sooo right!
ReplyDeleteGreat BLOG! Just found you and think we could be related....!
ReplyDeleteOnward!
Judi
Hahaha! I remember reading this one! Cracked up at "sometimes, you're just on your own!"
ReplyDeleteOh my, I'm feeling horny! Time to burn some more cals the old fashioned way!
ReplyDeleteSo funny! lol
ReplyDeleteAnd... congrats on the 80.7 lb. weight loss! That is absolutely fantastic... and you look GREAT in that new pic! Wow!!! :)
Ahah love it.
ReplyDeleteI just snorted out loud. ;)
ReplyDeleteThanks for starting my weekend off with a laugh.
Lynn
tee hee
ReplyDeleteHope you're having a great weekend! Peace
hahaha! So very true!
ReplyDeleteVery, very true! Those submarine sandwiches can be a mood killer, but oh so tasty!
ReplyDeleteI saw the word sex and had to drop by lol.
ReplyDeleteLove the post its so right on!
Ha ha! Very inventive!
ReplyDeleteJack, love them all but really like - There’s no single right way to do it and It’s a lot more fun when you experiment.
ReplyDeleteI wish people out there got this. That their way is not always the right way. There are many ways to get to your goal. Also, changing it up & keeping the bod guessing is key!
Have a great weekend!
I'm ready to get sweaty! (But for what purpose?)
ReplyDeleteUmmm...err... love it!
ReplyDeleteYou really are one of the funniest people I know. :-)
ReplyDeleteI remember this one too. Still just as funny! Actually funnier!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the reminder that there is always a different perspective to be seen.
apparantly I've been sweating for all the wrong reasons....*gone off to find hubby*
ReplyDeleteThis is my favorite one yet. <3
ReplyDeleteOxy Clean Man is back! Yay! Few more:
ReplyDeleteSometimes it gets really hard
Slow and steady can be the best way to go
Don't be ashamed to ask your doctor for help (lap band? Viagra?)
Don't expect results right away
When it feels like it will never end, don't worry, it will.
Wait a while before you invest in a bunch of expensive lingerie
If you do it too fast, it won't last long
If I can do it, anyone can!
Just caught up on the last 2 posts...both of them were excellent...both had me laughing out loud....good stuff Jack ;)
ReplyDeleteEvery single one of those was a gem...
ReplyDeletebut the whole 'sometimes you are just on your own' ..
well, let's just say, sometimes that is bitterly true.
* barry white playing in the background *
ReplyDeletegotta have the right tunes for both!
Oh man, my favorite is "Eating a submarine sandwich in bed can spoil it." Made me laugh out loud.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you're re-running some of your stuff since I'm a fairly new follower I am enjoying the catch up.
ReplyDeleteLol! You've got it right! :-)
ReplyDeleteNow THAT is funny. :)
ReplyDeleteLove this! How about: sometimes you can use the "I have a headache" excuse, but if you do it to often you'll be screwed (and not in the good way). ;)
ReplyDeleteOMG soooo funny..:) I ♥ your blog!
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