Excuses for a Bad Weigh-in

• “Forgot to turn scale back for Daylight Saving Time.”
• “Saltcicle was one of my worst inventions ever.”
• “Should have been suspicious when ‘no-fat’ brownie recipe included quart of Crisco.”
• “Just wanted to see what would happen if you filled a caulk gun with frosting.”
• “Not sure what happened. Am suffering from Hamnesia.”
• “Forgot to say pre-weigh-in prayer.”
• “Went to discount medical clinic. Diagnosed with rare marshmallow deficiency and force-fed dozen S’mores.”
• “Admirer sent over a bouquet of cheese.”
• “Thought there might be a spider in my running shoes and didn’t want to take any chances.”
• “Bought new car and it came with glove compartment filled with free fudge.”
• “Scale always weighs a little heavy in colder weather…”
• “Another example of Government meddling making our country less free!”
• “Licked all the batter from the bowl before realizing I hadn’t made the cake yet.”
• “Didn’t want to make other weight-loss bloggers look bad.”
• “Angry co-worker stole lock of hair and made cursed voodoo doll.”
• “Accidentally had gravity turned way up in the house.”
• “Unscrupulous butcher put his thumb on the scale.”
• “Got new tattoo and forgot to specify ‘light’ ink.”

Note: Before any of you try to cheer me up for a bad weigh-in, please note that I had a really good weigh-in. I always have more fun talking about weight gains when I haven't had one. Believe me, if I had a gain, this would be the last post I'd be writing.