Saturday, November 28, 2009

A Sh*t-blimenal Message

Welcome back to "Same Old Sh*t" Saturday, where seconds are always encouraged. This post was one of those light-bulb ideas that took quite a bit of time and elbow grease to actually work out the mechanics. I also like that it illustrates a pretty basic premise: that different people are motivated by different approaches. What pushes my buttons might not necessarily punch yours. At the end of the day, the approach doesn't matter overmuch; it's all about the results.


I wanted to write a real positive message today to inspire my fellow weight loss journey-takers, but I’ve been getting the sense that several of them are in need of some tough love, a brutal butt-kicking to help get them back on track. Since I’m entirely too lazy to write two posts, I’ve gone ahead and put both of them into the same post. If you need the hard stuff, just read the colored text. Otherwise, enjoy a healthy dose of positivity.

You are doing so well. You’ve managed to really stick with it, to suck it up and do right. Really, you have a lot to be proud of, and I hope you are proud. You’re still going to have to put in an awful lot of effort at keeping this awesome momentum going. Are there going to be more tough days ahead for you? Sure there are (though even the tough days are going to get easier over time), but you’ve got what it takes to keep going strong, keep trying to be the best possible “you” you can be. You know that to be true, but sometimes you need to hear it again to make sure you don’t lose focus. This weight loss journey you and I are on is difficult, and I don’t have all the answers, but I do know that if you keep your drive, you keep your determination, and really keep your eyes on what’s important, on what you really want out of this life or this lifetime, there’s no possible way for you not to succeed. You may just be starting this journey or you may have been on it for decades, but all that matters is that your future is right here, and it’s right out in front of you. This is your time. This is your opportunity to shine, to finally get to be the person that you know is inside you. What you’re doing is going to make a difference; it really is.

Get busy doing what it takes, whatever it takes, to reclaim your life. Don’t give it to anything that starts eating away at your drive to get this done. The past is water under the bridge, and all your can control is your future. Start believing you’re moving towards your brand new life–a life that isn’t defined by being fat– and, the next thing you know, that’s exactly where you are. Sound simple? You bet your sweet ass it is. That’s because you already know what to do. You’ve got brains and you’ve got the willpower. Let’s agree on one thing: you’ve got everything you need to get what you want and make this happen. You’ve got too much going for you to fail. It’d be selling yourself short not to give it everything you’ve got, and we both know you’re not stupid. Nobody is going to lump you in with the folks that aren’t going to give their all to get this done. You’re special!

If we’ve learned anything on this journey, it’s that you can’t succeed if you don’t put in your best effort. We all want the same thing: to take our life and make it all that it can be. That’s why we give it all we’ve got, make the sacrifices we make and own up to our true potential. When our head’s in it, the game’s already half won. You’re in this to win it; no more wasting chances when you’re worth so much more. This is your time. It really is, my friend. It’s your time to be fulfill everyone’s best wishes for you. It’s time to make it happen.

It is wonderful that you’ve made such fantastic progress, but your life’s just getting started, chum. Shut out all those voices that feed you negative energy and load up on all the positive support and good vibes that’re waiting for you out in the world. Get motivation wherever you can get it and get going in the direction of what you dream (and know) your life can be. Let nothing hold you back and never fool yourself into thinking that you don’t have it in you to do this.

Start small, celebrate your progress and remember that this is more doing some fad diet; it’s a new lease on life and it starts right now. This is the moment you’ve been waiting for. It starts right here and now, and week after week, you’re going to make each day count. Today is your day. Right your ship and sail off into the future with the promise of a better tomorrow and the assurance that now is your time, and that your destination is a better tomorrow. Get it together and get going!

20 comments:

  1. I only read the red text for now. I needed that!

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  2. This is a piece of art my friend! Ingenious! Or like our friends across the pond say, Brilliant!

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  3. Very clever! :o) Can I post the red text in one of the Yahoo Groups I used to belong to?!? ;o) With particular reference to "If you don't want it, give up already"!

    Not that I'm bitter or twisted or anything...!

    As The Black Kitteh says, "Brilliant!"

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  4. this is on my top 5 fave jack sh*t list. :)

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  5. I loved it the first time, and I loved reading it again.

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  6. This had to take some time to put this together. It's funny, what most of us need to read is the red words. :-)

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  7. I think I hear voices in my head! Sh*tastic.

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  8. What amazes me is that calling people worthless elicits a thank you. Insulting their knowlege and intelligence somehow pertains to their struggle for weight-loss. The message of "if you want it go get it" is excellent, as is "quit wasting everyone's time" but I just don't get how verbal abuse and character slashing is motivational to people. *shrug* to each their own.

    Still, it's clever and I can only imagine how long it took you to put together.

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  9. I like the part in white. The part in red is a little mean. Cool the way you did it, though.

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  10. needed some sh*tty love today, thanks Jack ;)

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  11. Tough love.. in red... is just needed for some. The lovey stuff does not work for them. BUT all of it was great!

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  12. Nice use of the subliminal there. I hardly noticed it! ;-) Thanks for the "encouragement"!

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  13. A golden oldy....
    Hope you are having a happy Saturday Jack.

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  14. Excellent. Love the Same old sh*t!

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  15. Thanks. Needed those RED words. Nothing else has got me moving so far... like I'm trying to muster the courage to start again. I know it's stupid, just needed confirmation. Thanks.

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