Mo’ Mottos

I’m still on a never-ending quest (what part of never-ending do you not understand?) for the perfect weight loss rallying cry. Still not there, but getting warmer…

• “I am the Master of my Density, I am the Captain of my Scale.”
• “Rise & Starve!”
• “Meet the Day with a Rowwwwwrrrr (in Your Tummy)”
• “No Lard Feelings”
• “A Journey of a Thousand Miles Begins with a Good Travel Agent.”
• “Fat, Fat, Go Away–Give it all to Robert Goulet.”
• “I Am At My Width’s End.”
• “Anything is Possible, I Suppose.”
• "Get your Wobbly Butt Off the Sofa, Cake-Eater!"
• “Move Your Keister, Meister!”
• “Two, Four, Six, Eight… Let’s Do Something ‘Bout This Weight.”
• “I’m Gettin’ It Done Come Scale or High Weigh-in!”
• “There’s No Time Like A Week From Next Monday…”
• “I May Try Stopping, But I’ll Never Stop Trying (waitaminute, that doesn’t make a lick of sense…)
• “Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scaled.”
• “We Seal Our Fat With the Choices We Make.”
• “God Grant Me the Sensibility to Eat the Things I Should, the Courage to Not Eat the Things I Shouldn’t, and the Wisdom to Know the Difference.”