I'm Going to Jack-Can-Do!

I think I'm going to Jack-Can-Do,
Gonna exercise and eat better, too.
As soon as I get done right here,
That's what I'm gonna do.
Ja - ja - ja - ja - ja - Jack-Can-Do,
Sweat it up and then a healthy stew.
If I ever get out of here,
I'm going to Jack-Can-Do. 

I used to eat until my pants would pop

Eat my fill but then I still wouldn’t stop

I wish I had six-packs insteada this belly flop.

I sure did feel like goo.
I got tired of wearin’ jeans that wouldn’t snap.

Every day I’d eat way too much crap.

But now I’m startin’ on my victory lap.
Gonna make myself brand new.

That's why I'm going to Jack-Can-Do,
Put the “skip” back in my “skip-to-my-lou”

And as soon as I get out of here 

That's what I'm gonna do.
Ja - ja - ja - ja - ja - Jack-Can-Do,
That's really, really where I'm going to,
Oh, if I ever get out of here
I'm going to Jack-Can-Do.

Now I’m back into the workout zone

Got more energy than a freakin’ cyclone

Yikes, I think I broke my funny bone.

Time to finally break through.

Gonna live the healthy life I choose.

Put on my spandex and my running shoes.

Figure out just what I got to lose.

I know just what to do.

That's why I'm going to Jack-Can-Do,
I’m getting’ healthy, that’s where I'm going to.
As soon as I get outta here

That’s what I'm gonna do.
Ja - ja - ja - ja - ja - Jack-Can-Do,
Come on, baby, you can do it, too
If I ever get out of here 

I'm going to Jack-Can-Do.
Ja - ja - ja - ja - ja - Jack-Can-Do,
Really, really going to,
If i ever get out of here,
If i ever get out of here,
If i ever get out of here,
I'm going to Jack-Can-Do.